Hints and tips:
...Eurovision is a world without guitars, or loud ones at any rate, even if the Austrian act are dead ringers for Kasabian....
...Even Jenifer Ringer, who wins my prize for warmest eyes, looked away....
...Thenne this monke wysyly and deuoutely fulfilled the abbottys wille and gaue alle that money to t[h]e pore pepul and nedy....
...He read English at Oxford, the first in his family to study there (”although I believe that my great aunt,” he adds in a bizarre non sequitur, “was once picked up by D.H. Lawrence”)....
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