Hints and tips:
...Hairstylist Kalle Eklund, who grew his moustache because his stubble was giving his ex-husband a rash, picks Ned Flanders as his favoured icon....
...Instead he’s settled for getting his guys — Tony Bromovsky and Duncan Goldie-Morrison — on to the board as additional NEDs....
...Ned Newell-Hanson, a 26-year-old Londoner, watches football obsessively but avoids paying for it....
...This was, in fact, from an essay by the hardly progressive Lionel Lindsay....
...In spite of flaps which, if lifted, threaten to reveal Ned in all his disrobed glory, decorum is (mostly) maintained. Cheeky, in every sense....
...They included Hillary Clinton, who hopes to be the next president of America; Lionel Jospin, who hopes to be the next president of France; and Mahmoud Ahmadi-Nejad, who is already president of Iran....
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