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Pedal to the metal, balls to the wall, margins to the floor
Pointless back-engineering of a costly fat finger
Enjoy the benefits of being small and imperfectly formed
To justify its current valuation, everyone everywhere needs to spend $800 a year on Apple products, says UBS
...CBOE’s BZX equities exchange features in the second chart because of just one stock, CBOE Global Markets Inc. None of this constitutes a scoop, we’ll be honest, but it’s a Friday....
And yet, we’re struggling to care
On and on he seems to go, but we won’t know what we’ve got ‘til it’s gone
Meme for sale, no previous owners
Money’s tough
Carmaker is now AI stock, please ignore all previous communications
Raising standards, lowering expectations
So says RBC Capital Markets
It’s time for some water utility game theory
...If it happens, Tesla will be five times bigger than all the Texas-incorporated Russell 3000 stocks put together, FTAlphaville’s Bryce Elder adds.)...
Or at least we tried to
...Bryce Elder over at Alphaville has recently dissected one example, Super Micro Computer....
...s an exciting press release from something called Trillium Capital: BOSTON, April 24, 2023 /PRNewswire/ -- Today, Trillium Capital LLC announced a non-binding proposal to acquire Getty Images Holding, Inc...
Oh, the humanity . . .
Misadventures and category errors at the bleeding veg of innovation
...“Delaware thinks: ‘We’re smarter than you are, and we’re going to have judges up here in Wilmington look at the economics of your transaction,” said Byron Egan, an elder statesman of the Texas corporate...
...April 30, 2021: Dapper Labs, Inc., the company behind NBA Top Shot and the Flow blockchain, today announced US$250M in new funding. Led by Coatue . . ....
...They claim in a lawsuit filed against two DCC subsidiaries, DCC Technology Holdings, Inc and Exertis (UK) Limited (PDF link), that the defendants breached obligations on earn-out payments and that Stampede...
Simpsons chartism, Elon Musk edition
Understanding the appeal of adverts for adverts
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